at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit
urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions
To be frank, you’re going to have to change your name to Frank
I don’t know how the fuck you want me to wear a cake, but all right.
I’d also like to know how in the name of Jesus Christ riding a silver back gorilla that bathing suit looks like an apple.
if you wear cake you get fat because cake is unhealthy and fattening apparently. if you eat healthy foods like apples you stay skinny. Both of these actually are innacurate because someone’s weight depends on their metabolism. Some people can eat a lot and be skinny, others can eat little and be fat and vice versa.
90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist
this actually exists and you want a fucking mermaid?
In mythology mermaids cause shipwrecks and drown people…
They’re evil motherfuckers.
Sound like my kind of people
JUST LOOK HOW FUCKING FLY RINGO WALKS IN
HE’S LIKE WHEN I COME TO DA YARD IM DA COOLEST KID
OMG WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS WALKING SO CLOSE TOGETHER?
oh yea I forgot…
BECAUSE THEY’RE THE BEATLES
What is personal space?
Then there’s Paul’s little hop
this will be the third time I have reblogged solely for the comments
I love this