canadumb:

somebody needs to invent a waterproof everything so i can do more things in the bath 

#she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it

rivalhyuu:

tumboy:

So I saw the picture of Taylor Swift on Jessie’s body and thought “I’m not gonna regret this” and pressed play. 

I didn’t.

castiels-feathery-butt:

tyflowsion:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

edating:

if you think lesbian couples are disgusting and two males are cute/hot or vice verse then i probably want to throw up on you

madokakaname:

listening to your crush talk about their crush

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sometimes-butts:

THIS  IRKS ME

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

jennakay:

I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake 

“During our screen test, the director asked us how long we’d been best friends, but this was our first meeting.”

death-by-lulz:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

ohaielliott:

ohaielliott:

There’s a button on my laptop that I’ve always been too scared to push. I’m worried if I do press it two black guys are gonna turn up behind me and steal my laptop.

please…..

just stop the notes….

just for… one day……….